This is my most favourite quote by Mark Twain so I decided to search out some other pearls, read on...
"I've had an absolutely wonderful evening, but this wasn't it" Groucho Marx
"I've been on a calendar but never on time" Marilyn Monroe
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know, I've done it a thousand times" Mark Twain
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" Gandhi
"A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin" Elizabeth Hurley
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it" George Double Ya
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it" Tommy Cooper
"Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted" John Lennon
"When you're down and out something always turns up - usually the noses of your 'friends'" Orson Welles
"Money couldn't buy you friends but you get a better class of enemy" Spike Milligan
"The problem with people with no vices is that you can be sure they're gonna have some pretty annoying virtues" Elizabeth Taylor
"Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - try to understand before one of us dies" John Cleese
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